Does girls like big *****? i'm confused with girls thoughts....this chick called me and asked for sex and she asked me how big is u r dick ??????????
and i was stuck there wat to say !!!!!!! |
| Just tell her it's big enough to keep her happy |
Where do I get a very hot chick? I'm rich and I have a very big dick. My question would be where do I get a very very VERY hot chick with big naturals and all that awesome stuff who is willing to live and have sex with me if I buy her crap?
seriously. |
ewww. that's kinda gross
i dont know you could try random dating sites.. though I've seen a few and I'm not sure if there were many "hot chicks" around... women are mostly after romantic relationships so if you don't want to just go to random women on the street and ask them and well... fail countless times then I have no idea |
What about this one? One day a rooster and a hen went for a walk in a field. The chicken suddenly fell in a deep mud hole. The rooster frantically responded "I'll save you honey." He ran off and jumped into the farmers new Caddillac, drove back to the hen and told her to reach for the bumper and he'll pull her out. After several tries the hen couldn't reach it. A horse nearby saw what was going on and offered his help. He leaned over the mud whole pulled out his penis and told the hen to grab on. When she did he pulled her out and they walked off. The moral of the story is, you don't need a nice car to get a girl. The guys with the big ***** always get the chicks. |
| big is not always better- but that there's a funny joke |
Please tell me is this fake or not? this is a blog thing that a man posted read and please give your opinion if its fake its a penis enlargin cheat
Hey everyone. My name is Jason. I wrote this blog because I need to let you in on a dirty little secret that I learned from my old roommate in college. I remember he got laid once in the beginning of the year...I overheard the girl talking about how amazing of an experience it was to feel a big dick. And after that, the girls just kept flocking in. I was in denial and told myself average was good, but secretly I was jealous and wanted a big dick too.
The conversation that changed my life
One night when my roommate and I were drunk, he admitted that he had been in a few porn movies. I said "it's awesome that male pornstars can **** all those hot chicks because they were born with big *****". He laughed and said "trust me man. they weren't born with it!"
So I was anxious and asked him to explain more.
So what's the secret?
He said all pornstars do secret things to grow their *****. The porn industry has been hiding this stuff for years so I'm letting you guys in on this secret because it's changed my life. Basically he said it was possible to grow your penis by up to 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth in 2 weeks!... and we all know that girth is what women want ;). Anyways, he told to follow 2 steps that I'm gonna tell you guys about here:
STEP 1:
The first product is MuscleMax XL, a natural supplement. This was originally designed as a muscle building product, but porn stars have been using it for years to also increase the blood flow to their penises. The extra blood flow stretches your penis, which makes it wider. The extra blood also improves sexual performance and stamina. And of course, it helps you get in great shape physically too! (just look at the pornstars!).
STEP 2:
The second product is Virility Cock Growth, another natural supplement. This big secret the porn industry has been hiding for 10 years, but people don't talk about it because they want to keep it to themselves! This product directly increase the size of your penis by expanding the tissue and blood vessels. It is the quickest and safest way to gain inches of penis length
please tell me |
| And do you still believe in the tooth fairy. |
What is the big deal about The Da Vinci Code?? It's JUST a MOVIE!!!? It's just a movie and a book. I don't see anyone making a big deal about White Chicks or Fun With Dick And Jane!! I don't get it, but I just got something in the mail about it saying I shouldn't see it. Why do people take it so personally? |
| i totally agree. People are making such a big deal because they are questioning it a little too much. Is this real or not? Was Mary Magdalena Jesus' wife? we might never know. I suggest you go see posiedon or X-men instead...........People are just dumba$$es, believing that crap |
Guys with Big Junk... Girls Answer Please? If an average looking guy had a HUGE dick and flashed it to some girls or rooted some chick, once they noticed would they start to see him as more attractive or an average/ugly guy with a big dick.
You always see movies (not porn haha) when a pretty average or bad looking guy is massed by girls just because he has a big cock, i mean dont they care that hes ugly? or do they see him as attractive all up.? |
Its a lot like a girl with big boobs...you tend to overlook some flaws. So yes, a guy with a big c ock is going to win out over a teeny weenie any day.
S |
Is it Unethical to prematurely end one relationship, in order to facilitate the start of another? To put it in Layman's terms, or to keep you teens in the loop: If the chick I'm with, is no longer the chick I want to be with, is it bad to dump her faster than I normally would just to start dating a different chick? As I get back into the dating game, I want to make sure I keep my options open, but I don't want to be a dick. Well, not a BIG dick, anyways. |
yes....yes you do have a big dick....
karen and lindsay told me! |
Please tell me if these products work? this is a blog thing that a man posted read and please give your opinion if its fake its a penis enlargin cheat
Hey everyone. My name is Jason. I wrote this blog because I need to let you in on a dirty little secret that I learned from my old roommate in college. I remember he got laid once in the beginning of the year...I overheard the girl talking about how amazing of an experience it was to feel a big dick. And after that, the girls just kept flocking in. I was in denial and told myself average was good, but secretly I was jealous and wanted a big dick too.
The conversation that changed my life
One night when my roommate and I were drunk, he admitted that he had been in a few porn movies. I said "it's awesome that male pornstars can **** all those hot chicks because they were born with big *****". He laughed and said "trust me man. they weren't born with it!"
So I was anxious and asked him to explain more.
So what's the secret?
He said all pornstars do secret things to grow their *****. The porn industry has been hiding this stuff for years so I'm letting you guys in on this secret because it's changed my life. Basically he said it was possible to grow your penis by up to 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth in 2 weeks!... and we all know that girth is what women want ;). Anyways, he told to follow 2 steps that I'm gonna tell you guys about here:
STEP 1:
The first product is MuscleMax XL, a natural supplement. This was originally designed as a muscle building product, but porn stars have been using it for years to also increase the blood flow to their penises. The extra blood flow stretches your penis, which makes it wider. The extra blood also improves sexual performance and stamina. And of course, it helps you get in great shape physically too! (just look at the pornstars!).
STEP 2:
The second product is Virility Cock Growth, another natural supplement. This big secret the porn industry has been hiding for 10 years, but people don't talk about it because they want to keep it to themselves! This product directly increase the size of your penis by expanding the tissue and blood vessels. It is the quickest and safest way to gain inches of penis length
please tell me |
| Sounds like BS. Porn Stars have natural big sausages, that's why they are porn stars. If you want a bigger penis get a penis pump. The only problem is if you stop using the penis pump it'll go back down to the original size. |
My friend keep asking my ex-hookup about my penis? Ok i hooked up with this chick whos a mutual friend of my friends who are male. When i wasn't hanging with them she told them i had a big dick. She told me later they kept on asking her about *******, the exact size and details etc, they also asked if i was any good yada yada yada. But is this type of behavior normal, if i heard about one of my friends in the same situation i wouldnt ask questions and ****. Is this weird or normal behaviour? |
| Hmmmm. Well yeah Its normal apparently. When I was with my ex, whose wang was frekin huge, his roomates and friends had caught wind of that and were doing the same thing to me. Theywanted to know like exact size and stuff. I thought it was really weird. Its like they wanted to know if they measured up or something! |